Film Review: The Meg (2018)

I should have known this was going to be bad when I bought my ice cream and got stiffed on the portion size…

Seriously, it was half what they normally serve, and my mate ordered the smaller one and got almost as much as me, it’s just not fair!

Little did I know that would be the highlight of the evening.

This film is appalling. Rubbish cinema at its worst.

It has no redeeming qualities. Even the actors seemed bored and embarrassed at times.

Two hours of my life I will never get back.

And did I mention the ice cream? Nightmare.

I give this movie 1.0/10.